Mom-and-away talk show Ali Wong: You think I really think breast milk is great? I breast-feed just because it's free!

"Do you know why Mom always likes to wear shiny things?" 」

"Because they really need those shiny things to make up for the sparks that have gone out of their hearts." 」

Even if you're not a mom, you can get pregnant and have a hard time with it after watching the show with the mixed-race talk show Ali Wong.

In 2016, Ellie Huang, with her first child with her husband, teamed up with Netflix to star in the show "Ali Wong: Baby Cobra." In 2018, he's back on stage with his second child, bringing back the show", Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife.

Today, let's review that classic talk show to see how moms look at all kinds of experiences about pregnancy, childbirth, parenting, and see behind the humor, it's all bloody, real parenting stories! (Recommended reading: Bloodised in the poke!) Netflix talk show talk ingested sister: I'm 35 years old, please don't sympathize with me.

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Giving birth to a child compared to breast-feeding is a small thing!

Many young people are anxious about having a baby, but let me tell you, having a baby is nothing compared to breast-feeding. Breast-feeding is a cruel thing, it's a chronic physical torture, and I thought it was supposed to be a beautiful combination ritual - it should have been the kind of combination that I was sitting on the grass, the bunny coming to my feet and playing the background music.

But that is not the case at all.

Breast-feeding is a cruel ritual, just to remind your body that it's a cafeteria and no longer belongs to you. My daughter would bite my nipples back and forth, and it was horrible that I saw that movie, like the bear that attacked Leonardo in Ghost Hunter. I feel my nipples say, I know you, Leonardo.

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And, breast-feeding is like parking, I don't know how I do it, I'm not trained, and I've been coming back and forth until some enthusiastic strangers slowly gather outside my car to care for me.

My mother poured cold water on me, and he said why did you breastfeed? Is it the bad slogan you believe in: breast milk is the best?

I said, no, I breast-feed just because he's free. My body is a food factory, I will not waste those breast milk!

Some people will ask me: How can you still be so thin after you have a baby?

Because I'm going to get sucked out by the kids!

That's why mothers need maternity leave. Maternity leave is not to develop feelings with babies - go to your baby - maternity leave is to give novice mothers to heal their broken bodies!

As a mother, how to combine family and life?

A lot of people want to ask me, Ellie, how do you juggle family and work? But no one has ever asked a man that question - because they simply can't balance it.

They neglect children for 90% of the day, which is totally accepted by society. People have a very low standard of dad, and they get a lot of compliments when they do a little thing. My husband occasionally change diapers, everyone heard when they said, Tian A quick sprinkle color paper, I can't believe your husband will change diapers. What a good dad, you're so good! (Recommended reading:"Mother-in-law says i'll starve my husband if I'm on a business trip"

When my daughter was born, I made physical contact with him every day to develop feelings with her. As a result, she urinated on my chest.

Where's my colored paper???

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Come on, let me tell you how I juggle family and work.

I've got a babysitter, and that's it, that's the answer. Publicity this kind of thing is not very good to listen to, because not everyone can afford to babysitting, babysitter is expensive, for me and my husband is very expensive.

The couple and of us are so desperate to make money that we don't have to take care of the children ourselves (smile).

What if You make more money than my husband?

In 2016, my Netflix special" debuted on Mother's Day weekend, which was so bad that I'd never seen anything like it, and all of a sudden the scalper ticket skyrocketed to $1,000. I hate fame when I'm not that famous. I hate it. That's a burden.

Now I'm dining in a fancy restaurant, recognized by a chef or waiter, and I'm thinking, "Well, I'm going to have to tip again."

Now I do have more money, I make a lot more money than my husband. My mother was worried that my husband would leave me because he felt faceless, and Then I explained to him that there was only one type of man who would leave a woman who had more money than himself - a man who didn't like "the windfall".

Then my mom would say, but Ellie, won't your husband feel inferior?

Hey, he's busy spending my money on luxury. What do you want to be inferior to?

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My mother went on to ask: Ellie, don't he think you took a part of him?

You mean the pressure to support your family? I've carried the burden off his shoulders, and he's relaxed. He walks into the office every day, two hours late and dares to put on that fuck you attitude - fire me, I don't care, my wife is super rich. Now this job I'm just doing it! That's cool!

It shouldn't be like this. All right?

No one could have predicted such a result. Even before we got married, his family forced me to sign a prenuptial agreement, which is true.

But now, if we get divorced, their son will be miserable.

As an Asian woman, Huang Ellie's comedy performance, there are a lot of laughs about the birth process, women's bodies, husband and wife, social race, he from his own experience, although it is humorous packaging, but inside is actually full of parents blood and tears.

Huang Ellie let us see, as a mother, when you have anger in your heart, tired, resentment, are can be vented. You don't have to force yourself to tolerate everything, you don't need to be a perfect mom, your happiness, is an important factor in family and happiness. When you are unhappy, tired, feel tired, it doesn't matter. Watch a talk show now, relieve it!